“CAROL” the space alien announced. “YOU ARE ONE OF US!”
“Oh my god!” Carol gasped. “I never saw this coming!”
“YOU WILL RETURN HOME WITH US, AND LIVE IN HARMONY IN THE SUIT FOREVER. IT IS YOUR TRUE BODY.”
“I knew it!” Carol declared happily.
“YOU WERE SENT TO EARTH AND IMPLANTED IN A LITTLE GIRL. THE REAL YOU IS A CHIP THAT MELDED WITH YOUR HOST BODY. PEACE AND HARMONY FOOOOREEEEVEEERRRRRRR!!!!”
So, the spaceship returned home, and Carol was finally true to herself. The end.