I did not know I needed this in my life until suddenly here it was.
This made me laugh my butt off.
I quit using made up fantasy names when I was 15, and I don’t like reading books that use them either.
But I still laughed my butt off.
Ah, if only I had a reason to wear something like that . . .
I came across this song on YouTube and thought it was cute, so I checked out this band. Their latest album is really angry death metal, with songs titled wonderful things like, “Fuck Love” and “Everything’s Wrong”.
I couldn’t help but think with some amusement, “I guess they got a divorce after all.”
Note: I don’t actually know anything, so don’t quote me. I’m just being silly.